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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Cheating Pregnant Lady?!?!?

I had to tell you guys this, because I still laugh out loud when I think about it.

This past week Foster was gone. He returned on Saturday, and we looking at the charges to our checking account. I was in the kitchen when I hear him from the other room, "Honey, what is this charge for Destination Mate?"

"What?" I asked.

"OH," he exclaimed with an obvious amount of relief in his voice, "That is Destination Maternity, your pregnant lady store."

"Yeah, wheat did you think it was?" I asked as I peaked my head around the corner and saw a sheet white face looking back at me. "Oh my gosh! You thought I went to some sex store or something didn't you?"

"No....actually......" he trailed off.

"What?"

"I thought maybe you were on some sort of dating website called "Destination Mate"."

"AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA" I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. I had tears streaming down my face! "Yeah right! For one, I am the most loyal person, I would NEVER cheat. Number two, I am pregnant! Who would want a fat pregnant lady? Number three.....i know you think I can be ditzy, but IF I would cheat, WHY would I use our joint account!??!?"

"Well," he said with a slightly embarrassed look on his face, "I thought maybe you had found some guys with a pregnant lady fetish or something."

I think my poor husband had a heart attack when he thought for a split second that his pregnant wife was cheating on him. I am sure from the way I talk about Foster, I know I am blessed and would never, EVER do anything to jeopardize our marriage. But oh my!!! How I got a great laugh from my husband's expense....hope you did too!!!

3 comments:

Jelene said...

Poor guy. Glad he figured it out in the end though!

Doc's Girl (Noel) said...

HAHAHA. I've had some conversations like that with Kent. I don't remember what the stores were, but their abbreviations on the bank account led him to think I was up to something, and he literally looked like he was going to puke while asking me what they were.

Needless to say, each time I brought out a pair of shoes, or some kitchen gadgets and were like 'this is what I got.' The look of relief on his face was instant, and I couldn't help but laugh hysterically.

Holly said...

Erin, that gave me a good laugh!!!!

 

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