My Family!!

My Family!!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Cheating Pregnant Lady?!?!?

I had to tell you guys this, because I still laugh out loud when I think about it.

This past week Foster was gone. He returned on Saturday, and we looking at the charges to our checking account. I was in the kitchen when I hear him from the other room, "Honey, what is this charge for Destination Mate?"

"What?" I asked.

"OH," he exclaimed with an obvious amount of relief in his voice, "That is Destination Maternity, your pregnant lady store."

"Yeah, wheat did you think it was?" I asked as I peaked my head around the corner and saw a sheet white face looking back at me. "Oh my gosh! You thought I went to some sex store or something didn't you?"

"No....actually......" he trailed off.


"I thought maybe you were on some sort of dating website called "Destination Mate"."

"AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA" I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. I had tears streaming down my face! "Yeah right! For one, I am the most loyal person, I would NEVER cheat. Number two, I am pregnant! Who would want a fat pregnant lady? Number three.....i know you think I can be ditzy, but IF I would cheat, WHY would I use our joint account!??!?"

"Well," he said with a slightly embarrassed look on his face, "I thought maybe you had found some guys with a pregnant lady fetish or something."

I think my poor husband had a heart attack when he thought for a split second that his pregnant wife was cheating on him. I am sure from the way I talk about Foster, I know I am blessed and would never, EVER do anything to jeopardize our marriage. But oh my!!! How I got a great laugh from my husband's expense....hope you did too!!!


Jelene said...

Poor guy. Glad he figured it out in the end though!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA. I've had some conversations like that with Kent. I don't remember what the stores were, but their abbreviations on the bank account led him to think I was up to something, and he literally looked like he was going to puke while asking me what they were.

Needless to say, each time I brought out a pair of shoes, or some kitchen gadgets and were like 'this is what I got.' The look of relief on his face was instant, and I couldn't help but laugh hysterically.

Holly said...

Erin, that gave me a good laugh!!!!


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